There's a wisdom that only comes with time
known to the philosopher and sage
and to a single class of discriminating lass
wisdom known to gals of just a certain age
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Chorus
They know what they want and how they’ll get it
I love postmenopausal women
love one just once and you sure won’t forget it
I love postmenopausal women
They’re sexy and serene with a touch of raunch
they don’t mind their men with a little paunch
nothing compares with the ambiance
of a postmenopausal woman
I know this lady, her name is Claire
She quirky and cute and so debonaire
there’s something she does with her wondrous hands
that makes me so glad I was born a man
try it just once and you’ll understand
why I love postmenopausal women
I stopped by to see a gal named Betz
her kissing and hugging’s’s as good as it gets
She’s the love of my life, the girl of my dreams
she’s the cream of the crop if you know what I mean
She’s just sixty-one, going on seventeen
she’s why I love postmenopausal women
A woman is like a a flask of fine wine
(ah those postmenopausal women)
she only gets better and better with time
(I love postmenopausal women)
She knows what to do like it’s nothing new
that’s what a few decades of practice will do
She could teach younger women a thing or two
I love postmenopausal women
They’re so mature
I so love postmenopausal women